This is not an entirely original idea, but I don’t think anyone’s done it quite this way before…
The scene: Jesus has begun his ministry in Galilee. His friends in the south, like Martha, Mary, and Lazarus, wonder how it’s going. These are some the tweets they might have received from their friend…
sonofman1 Preached in home town today. Started off really well, then they tried to kill me. Will have to tweak that sermon…
sonofman1 Got my first disciples today! Fishermen, brothers – sort of a rough bunch, honestly, but good-hearted.
sonofman1 In Capernaum, very busy day. Taught at synagogue, cast out demon, healed Peter’s mother-in-law. – Wait a minute – Peter’s MARRIED?!!
sonofman1 Everyone is looking for me. I think I need to get away to a lonely place and pray.
sonofman1 Teaching in a house today and some guys dig a hole in the roof. Never seen such faith. Anyway, paralytic healed, home-owner got skylight. Everybody wins!
sonofman1 Got into argument with Pharisees today over Sabbath. Ugh! Those guys make me so mad!
sonofman1 In Caesarea Philippi, did “you judge the speck in your brother’s eye, but have a log in your eye” lesson. Nothing! That line killed in Capernaum.
sonofman1 Healed a demon-possessed man, inadvertently killed 100 or so pigs. Long story!
sonofman1 Coming into town next Tuesday. Martha – relax! The house doesn’t have to be perfect!
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"That line killed in Capernaum" - perfect.
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